Austin Powers Shagadelically Speaking Paperback Book
By Lance Gould
Auction starts at 1-cent - postage $6.95
This book is in good condition. Full title is Shagadelically Speaking - The Words and World of Austin Powers.
Salutations friends, fans, and groovy birds. I'm so pleased you decided
to pick up my latest book, SHAGADELICALLY SPEAKING: THE WORDS AND WORLD
OF AUSTIN
POWERS.
As many of you know, this is not the first time I've
put pen to paper. My earlier tomes include AustinPowers' Kama Sutra,
Austin
Powers'
Sexy Dictionary, Swedish-Made Penis Enlarger Pumps and
Me (This Sort of Thing Is My Bag, Baby), and, of course, the white
paper I composed on Caribbean macroeconomics in the NAFTA era, Bahamian
Rhapsody.
And while I'm no Fyodor Dostoevsky or Jewel, I feel that
I have written enough to earn a place at the table of important
contemporary authors. Or at least enough to challenge Norman Mailer to
a nude Jell-O-shot-drinking contest. Either way, there's no greater
feeling than knowing you've reached someone with your manuscript. (My
agent recently got word, in fact, that the Dewey Decimal System people
were going to specifically reserve ".69" for my work.)
That's
where SHAGADELICALLY SPEAKING comes in. If it's happened to me in my
adventures, then it's in this book, luv. I've carefully categorized all
my rites of passage and flights of fancy, in one comprehensive volume.
So
fix
yourself a martini, put Burt Bacharach album on the turntable -
hey, make that CD player! - and give this book a look-see. It's all
here, baby, and it's all about me, yeah!
Austin Powers
Book
is in near new condition.
I have other items for
sale and I am happy to combine postage for multiple purchases
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